Faustian bargains have to have some upside, else people would never take them.

[RIGBY SHRIEK]

Shit, as a white person was I supposed to be offended?

Sam Malone here, all the way from Boston.

All in favor?

You’re fighting the good, thankless fight, and I applaud you for it.

It’s weird seeing a representative that can speak in whole, complete, fluid sentences. No thirty different tangents, no interrupting herself three times in one sentence. And at the end of the sentences, she’s actually said something.

While this is troubling, and I haven’t actually listened to the speech (only read transcriptions), I can at least surmise what he meant.

I’ve had a similar issue as your girlfriend, wherein I’ve had 2-3 bouts of tonsillitis this year (I missed most of spring, got sick in April, stayed sick through May). Fortunately, my craptastic employer’s insurance pays for 100% of all of my doctor visits.

Dye your insides orange, but ok.

Has anyone else noticed that the people yelling about TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME are the ones that sound deranged? Also, it kinda sounds like they’re yelling about what’s wrong with Trump, as opposed to their “enemies.”

If by “held accountable,” you mean in a positive way. Like: “Good job getting that Muslim Congresswoman harassed! Here’s a raise!”

Come now, you know the answer to that.

Same. There was...a lot of unfortunate onomatopoeia.

At least seeing a steering wheel on a train would make me chuckle.

I believe that is our Roma friend.

Everyone knows the gays didn’t come around until the turn of the century! I mean, they already have a black kid, what more do the damn diversification libruhls want???

FTFY

Have you seen the monster in S3 of Stranger Things?

That’s a good point. I don’t do it regularly enough to really make buying anything worth it. And when I do go the nail salon, it’s more of a “treat” I guess.

That’s a good point. I don’t do it regularly enough to really make buying anything worth it. And when I do go the…