Jenna Maroney would for sure date MyPillow guy, but Jane Krakowski would never. She’s friends with Titus Burgess for goodness sake!

Yep, it was the King Kong remake and Dino DeLaurentis said that in Italian in front of her, not knowing that Meryl, being perfect and a goddess, spoke fluent Italian. She gave him a proper reaming out in his native tongue too.

A movie about a woman setting herself up as prey for rapists sees her as not hot enough to get raped?! :0

Came here to say this! Steve Carrell’s hair looks great. And....to be honest...if women can get extensions without it being a sign of their insecurity, why can’t men get plugs? I would (age related hair thinning) but women’s hair thins differently than mens so there aren’t really any spare follicles to plug in. I’m…

Whatever Steve Carrell did looks pretty good.

I call horseshit on Gevinson’s “sick burn.” I don’t have any strong feelings about Kloss as a celebrity in general, but as everyone has noted, Kloss is married to the non-evil brother, and as everyone has also noted, there’s jackshit you can do to change the mind of a true MAGA Kool-Aid drinker, family or not. She has…

“The best solution is to change the way people eat, the way they live, the lifestyle, and diet,”

Universal healthcare would not cause billions of new unfunded deficits if we got rid of for-profit insurance companies and if people like this dickwad paid his fair share of taxes. Maybe he should ask Steve Jobs how successfully his vegan diet helped his pancreatic cancer. Oh, wait...

Hey Mckey: tell me which of your overpriced products will cure my muscular dystrophy and I’ll buy a truckload of it.

Petty bitch that I am, her baby shower gift was a book on raising children with manners.

What do you get the woman who has everything? My grandmother used to smoke a lot, so for Christmas one year I got her a carton of Kent 100s.  My parents were not pleased.

Back in the ‘90s I spent what I thought was an incredible weekend with a guy I liked a lot. A day or so later he called me to let me know that thanks to the time he’d spent with me, he’d decided to ask his ex-girlfriend to marry him.

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

My heart goes out to the 2 surviving sons. I hope they’re able to process all of this in time.

There’s no such thing as cancel culture. It’s called consequences for your actions. It’s called the free market. Acting like your customer base rejecting you is somehow a conspiracy and not a reflection of your actions is so immature.

Wow. Fucking Debra. 

I’m reposting my reply to a Takeout article with a similar question, here we go!

*Singing that song again* I swear I’m not stalking, I didn’t realize it was you when I clicked.

But... every Polish woman I’ve ever known had the kind of brass balls it takes to haul a fully cooked turkey back to the store and demand a refund. I know the whole Karen things now wants us to pretend that it’s always wrong …

Sounds like your dad’s less fun version of Festivus. 

Every year when I was growing up, we had to go around the table and say what we were thankful for. And every year, my dad would take this opportunity* to bitch that all he wanted but never got was kids who were obedient, grateful, respectful, never questioned him, and brought home straight As.