Seriously. Especially right now, a certain level of regression is expected in kids, and 5-year-olds are still sometimes figuring out potty training - it’s more common at night and with boys, but this is definitely not something that gossip columnists need to be concerned about.

I’m less concerned with Kristen Bell’s 5 year old still in diapers than with the president routinely shitting his diapers.

Every kid is different. There might be developmental or emotional issues we don’t know about. Maybe back off the criticism of a strangers parenting?

Seriously? What lies has the president told about the coronavirus epidemic? Either she drunk deeply of the MAGA Kool-Aid and actually believes that the president is someone who tells the truth (he isn’t!), or she was really banking on catching Sanders off guard. It is a truth universally acknowledged that a Trump in…

I don’t know why, but when I see “Leslie Jordan,” I always think “Leslie Jones.”

“First of all, let me just say, to people commenting on our appearance: How dare you..”

Theirs would a difficult dinner party to get through.

It’s hard for me to associate Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin with the word “adult” in any context.

This sounds like the anecdote one of my girlfriends would tell me over drinks, after which we’d both agree that it was a sign she should’ve called things off sooner, “but he was so hot!”

“Like most brick and mortar retailers in the past decade, J. Crew couldn’t compete with online retailers like Amazon, a broader problem for the industry at large.”

I sympathise. As a young woman, I lived in an apartment block where a couple with kids moved in. The guy was much older, the wife just 19. They had a two year old and a nine month old baby boy. First, he killed their kitten, which she begged me to bury in my garden. Yes I did contact animal welfare and all relevant…

Living on the same planet as her is sometimes too much, so yeah.

“Oh God I CAN STILL HEAR HER.”

Let's be honest, living in an aircraft hanger with Gwyneth Paltrow would be close quarters. 

So Watson uses her spotlight to spotlight things and, as per usual, Jezebel decides the best course of action is a snark piece.

You really ought to change the tagline of the blog from “A Supposedly Feminist Website” to “Not Even Really Pretending to Be A Feminist Website”.

Doc Artle HAS to be Will Ferrell.

Your scheme needs more meth.

The takeaway I get from Tiger King is if you want to start a cult, use animals as your cover story. I’m currently in negotiations with my sister’s two cats, offering them positions as my consigliere and security chief, respectively.

This bitch made me so hungry every time I read that book. The spaghetti just looked really satisfying.