Oh please! This is clearly an attempt at a humble-brag. I mean look at the books in the photo. “I’m a book murderer but the books I murder are hard slogs to get through and look at how brilliant I am for reading them!”

But how will everyone know what a high-brow-intellectual-Russian-literature-reading genius he is if people can’t see the cover of the book he’s reading!?

To all book murderers: GET A FUCKING KINDLE (or other e-reader). Most public libraries have digital editions (although let’s not get started on how publishers are throttling access) which means FREE and PORTABLE.

This commercial isn’t great, but I’m not seeing how it’s problematic. It’s tired and unoriginal, but the woman isn’t a passive object, she’s the main character. And she’s not being objectified, she’s accidentally doing something inappropriate in front of children.

He kind of looks like Peter Pettigrew. (No offense to Peter Pettigrew.) 

“This, after Harry lost his own mother, who had to deal with similar treatment and ended up losing her life—and this was without the added element of virulent racism.”

Bieber. You know that little fuck doesn’t wipe down the equipment. 

Wouldn’t it be more convenient to have whatever workout equipment she wants at her probably-palacial home? Rather than renting an entire gym every time she wants to exercise. Or is there something I’m missing about rich people?

Oh, you mean the time I spilled an entire tray of lasagna in the front seat of my car? That was a fun night.

I’m sorry, but I’m not sharing a hairbrush with every random hookup you’ve had in the last year, let alone a dildo.

The real news here is that Elizabeth Hurley quit acting and became a judge in Indiana. Good for her.

You know what’s really unsettling? His victim not reaching adulthood, let alone her twilight years. Save your compassion for someone who deserves it.

Children shouldn’t murder their baby-mamas with kitchen knives just because they don’t want to be parents, then.

Different societies have different gender norms, stereotypes, expectations, taboos, etc. Something that’s considered typically masculine in one place can be seen as typically feminine in another. Or during another time in history. A society develops ideas about what is considered feminine and masculine, as well as…

I like when fit attractive people try to pretend they are fat like the rest of us.

If Olivia Wilde has a “gut,” then the average woman must have the same dress size as the Stay Puft Man.

Except Cats is joyless. Most bombs are at least fun in their terribleness. I literally hid behind my hands from secondhand embarrassment for basically all of the movie - notably excluding Gus because Ian McKellen is a damn genius.

YES! I’m up for some more genuinely adult, non-CGI, make-you-think kinda films. Even though there were gross parts, I can forgive those for the great characters and well crafted story.

Definitely would go to it....Knives Out was a real nice twist on the old whodunit and I loved the cast. Every one of them seemed to just relish playing their characters - who I firmly believe walk around the world today.

Can you please list the actors in order of appearance so I know who is who. Thanks, I care JUST enough but not that much