The "more probable than not" language is the burden of proof required by the league bylaws. Using that statement was deliberate and it's incredibly common for lawyers to highlight over and over that the minimum threshold was met.

We've culled the useless fat that was AJ Hawk's shambling corpse and Brad "wait…how did I get here?" Jones, so we're already better!

It's so great! His dad even went so far as to say that Tommy was framed!

The only thing better than knowing that Tom Brady is, in fact, a cheater are the seer mental gymnastics that Patriots fans are going through to say the report is wrong, it didn't matter, etc.

He'll probably eat a two game suspension knocked down to one on appeal.

Agreed. This is Ballghazi and I will not hear otherwise!

People with older cars, primarily.

A good number of bands that release cassettes do so because it's easy to transport a bunch of tapes that include a digital download. Records are more expensive to produce (not to mention heavy and kind of a pain to transport); CDs are more expensive to produce as well. Most of the time the bands will charge like $5…

They're touring with Mitski who released one of 2014's best albums (both in name and in content!) "Bury Me At Makeout Creek."

Hi!

GOB's not on board.

That's too bad that you're not a fan of 'em—Oozing Wound rips. I caught them at the Hideout Block Party. Would have gone to that Cloud Nothings show too but Pup was playing at Schuba's.

I really, really loved Andy in Kroll Show.

Self-loathing god?

Yeah, and they've acknowledged that it is too far right-wing for their liking.

Limbo of the Lost's ending song is the most important and bonkers ending song, and I will fight anyone who disagrees: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vz…

Hell no! It's your money and now you have 12 pizzas to shovel into your gaping maw!

“Scientists saw no similar results with kindergartners who were using computers.”

You're a monster.

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