Y'mean…the cat…he does the talking…whaow!

That's far from the case, as I've only suggested that you are upset.

Adam Horovitz is no longer a Beastie Boy, but instead is a Beastie Old Guy.

You seem upset, friend.

[Pours booze into a bowl; takes 20 laps]

Well, I guess I get to be the first person that's actually disappointed about this news because Obits were great.

Oh no, I'm sure Oswalt meticulously planned this while high-fiving himself, but it doesn't change that the funniest thing about it is how unhinged it is.

To answer your questions in order: Yep; not to my knowledge; I understand just fine.

I see plenty of people in the comments of this article making fun of him. More, in fact, than those that think that he made any sort of intelligible point.

Oh for sure man.

Twitter ain't for essays and I've seen very few instances where people weren't making fun of him for it.

Yeah, if you're taking 53 tweets to throw a pretty unintentionally hilarious temper tantrum then I really don't believe that you have a firm handle of how to work twitter.

I liked Spec Ops a decent amount, but I have to say I really didn't like how the game basically forces you to do horrible things then rubs your nose in it. Maybe that's part of the restriction of the medium, but it rubbed me the wrong way.

Doing donuts wouldn't work out because a) everybody can see your location on the map, so the enemy team is after you pretty quickly and b) you have to be going pretty fast to capture the point.

The maps where you can play Hotwire are rather large with multiple routes and pathways for chases and traps. They may not be as big as some of the larger BF4 maps, but they still take a good amount of time to cross if you're only on foot.

I've been having a lot of fun with Hardline and have found it to be worth the money at full retail. From the story to the multiplayer it really doesn't take itself as seriously as previous Battlefield games (with the exception of the Bad Company games). The new modes are much more enjoyable than Conquest or Rush in…

That's really not the case. The single-player is much better than any of them save for maybe Bad Company 2 in that it's engaging and fun to play. The mechanics don't really make sense if you think about them too hard, but then again the story is pretty over the top and has plenty of moments where its tongue is…

Vince McMahon may be the most .gif-able man alive and I love him for it.

So it's more like F#A#oo in that respect? I liked those drone portions quite a bit.

[Spends $20 a month for higher quality music streams or something]