Yes.

Oh, so The Rock should have won over the even staler fart of The English Patient. The people in charge of the Oscars have terrible tastes in film.

Sorry, Mr. Diesel, but if the Michael Bay epic The Rock starring Nic Cage and Sean Connery cannot even get a best picture nomination (in a year that the stale fart that is Braveheart won!) then your film has zero chance.

I don't ironically appreciate these movies—I genuinely like them.

Check out Speedy Ortiz and Ex Hex.

Save your breath—I never was one.

I…uh…well, good luck with that, I guess?

Are they mind worms? Those guys are the worst!

Man, you're an angry one.

Well now I know what I'm trying over my vacation next week.

The Canadian tuxedo is very popular!

They can if you're a cursor!

I was poking fun at someone who came into the column to complain about the column, but, hey, some people force themselves to read things they don't like for some reason.

I mean, I'm at work and I'm posting a comment while I'm at work, so in a roundabout way I suppose I am being paid.

PLEASE BLINK TWICE IF THERE'S A PERSON HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE AND FORCING YOU TO READ THIS COLUMN!

It's gotta be punk or metal most of the time for me. Sometimes J Dilla or Cannibal Ox or other hip hop, but mostly it's going to be punk or metal.

F's are so-bad-it-can-be-good like "the Room."

Quitting facebook, twitter, music AND booze?

You got Revis! The Patriots have no cornerbacks!

Why would I click if it's not slashfic??