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Morrissey and Cattle Decapitation should work together.

Turns out it's a glorified ad for AARP!

Ugh, today's music is such garbage. Does anybody else remember REAL artists like Hoobastank, Limp Bizkit, and Creed?

I, for one, eagerly await the men's rights blogosphere to write counterpieces to this article like Breitbart did with Sean's piece from last week.

["The More You Know" star complete with Katy Perry wipes across screen]

Yeah.

THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT JOE MCCARTHY WAS WARNING US ABOUT!!

Meninists: Becasue we're too dumb to realize that our crappy movement should have been named "Masculinists." Also we're gigantic man-babies that need a diaper change.

Yeah.

He fulfills his contractual obligations. He attended media day and he takes questions from reporters. His contract doesn't say how he has to answer the questions.

These pretzels…are making me thirsty!

I'm a Packers fan so I'm starting to think that all this defending him is some kind of Stockholm Syndrome.

Oddly enough, nobody.

"What do you like about Mario Ka—"
"TOAD"

Knowing that Wes Borland, a rock star, hates his job more than I do, an office drone, presents me with some very conflicting feelings.

EDITED TO MAKE AN ENTIRELY NEW COMMENT.

$500k isn't a small percentage of $6 million.

Kind of hard to do when the contract stipulations are agreed upon by the NFLPA.

That's a fine lineup! The Twilight Sad are coming through Chicago and I'm reaaaaally tempted to catch them, but I believe it conflicts with another show.