"Meat is Murder" is a terrific album and we're lucky that this wet fart of a song is located at the end of the album so we don't even have to press the skip button or lift up the needle.

I'M STILL MAD ABOUT HOW HER LAST ALBUM WAS REVIEWED HERE.

"BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO RELEASE THE NEW ANGELS & AIRWAVES RECORD THAT NOBODY ASKED FOR!!"

And I'm going to reuse mine!

I love Breaking Madden so much. Those small idiot football children getting trucked by giant walls of football playing flesh never ceases to make me laugh like the idiot man I am.

OH GOD THE ACNE IS COMING BACK!!

I was in the pool, so…

Let's be honest—that grouchy little alien bastard never has been and probably never will be.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR THE E-METER TO MEASURE

I, for one, am glad to see that we have Ghostbusters again so that the ghost menace can finally be busted in humorous fashion.

Sofritas? The hell?
I'm not eating that garbage.
Bury me in guac.

That actually sounds more terrifying.

People who badmouth Independence Day are not only wrong, but also horrible people who hate fun and and hate rousing speeches that somehow semi-sober up a guy enough to fly it into an alien mothership.

MORE LIKE BLINK ONE EIGHTY POO!

DEAR GOD WHY, INTERNET??

NOT CANON.

NOW I'M THINKING OF "WAITING ROOM" BUT WITH FARTS ONLY

THOSE DOGS MAY NOT KNOW SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL BUT GODDAMNIT THEY TRY.

Whoever wins…America loses.

THE HOTDOG SANDWICH DID NOT DESERVE TO SUFFER SUCH A CRUEL FATE!