Feel my innards sinking. Recognize but TWO on this list, Ray, from the Kinks, and the somewhat obscure Robyn Hitchcock. Did the A.V. Staff invent these performers? No fibbing.

Go for it, old man, go for it! Date them! What's holding you back?

Mmmm! Tea with condensed milk! What could be more mysterious? How about instant coffee,and powdered milk? AV is scouting the boundaries of culinary consciousness.

Lost in Translation? Pointless by any standard,, certainly no romantic. What—Murray talking about having children at his advanced age?

No hip person watches football.

Fuck corporate america's sacred holiday. Fuck brain damaging macho sports. Fuck the culture that extols aggression. Super Bowl is a disease.

This movie was just god-awful, which is why I'm commenting a month late. Annette Benning's "performance " consisted of squinting, and smoking.

What enclave were you living in, and, when? I think I'm on the old side for an AV Club reader (62). You characterize the critic as "pink haired" rather than as a "long haired punk" so I'd guess you're under 80.

Some dinosaurs were smaller than dogs.

The Hollywood Whackers might get his brother to actually eat a dog's face.

Prometheus , but dogs as the ultimate discovery?

Don't intend to see this, but does the dog die, and become a galaxy, or something?

"Dean Spanley" dealt with dog mortality in the most touching manner: a dog dies, and is reborn as a human.

Wait, the director's name is "Lassie"? Oh, Lasse. He should change his name,and confine himself to this one genre. Also, why do dog movies never deal with something all dog owners are familiar wth, namely, dog excreta.? And I've never seen any movie in which a dog greets another dog the way dogs customarily do.

So very lyrical!

"The obvious point…" sounds so down-to-earth, and yet erudite.

I WAS KAISER BILL'S BATMAN! C.B.SAVAGE,

I won't be satiated until the long-rumored "La-La Land: The Series" premieres! Also, "I Love Lucy" re-imagined as a serious, Cold War era melodrama__said to be in the works at Showtime—will blow everyone away, especially with Anthony Hopkins as Fred Mertz!

Yosemite National Park could easily be mistaken for Yosemite Sam!

I am Walloon! I am proud, so very proud! My people are tired of living on reservation!