Why is 600 miles of range critical when we already have 200? Or 300? Couldn’t we really survive with 100?)

After so long with this shit I’m starting to break down on being ultra cautious. It just doesn’t feel like it’s ever going to really go away and it is starting to feel like it’s just something we’re going to live with. But I still think even if you do nothing else you should at least be fucking vaccinated and I’m…

Every company seems to be thinking the Covid pandemic just ended all of a sudden.

Just remember, if you make a selfless gesture by the end of the game, you’ll still be made a Force Ghost no matter how many younglings you slaughter or juggle.

I guess Speedrunning this game is gonna be....Child’s play.

The fact this isn't called "skywalking" is a massive miss 

“Hey Kids! Want to help me access a hidden area of the Jedi Temple?”

The strategy should be called “yuggling.”

I see what you did there, with your DBZ Abridged reference, and I approve.

I’m just picturing the speedruns that this is going to enable, by wailing on an invulnerable child for a couple minutes...

I have an ad-blocker that is doing an admirable job on this site. I’d share it, but I’m worried they’ll look into it and figure out how to circumvent it too. With that said, I’ve seen what the site looks like without ad-blockers and it is atrocious. I normally white list sites I want to support, but when the ads…

Wow, it’s already been a year and a half since these came out. Time flies.

Dear Santa,

For reference, Bobby Kotick earned an average of $77,306 an hour (an hour) per a January 14th article I’ll link below because Kinja is too dumb for hyperlinks. This allows us to do some fun math to see how little these fucks actually bothered settling for.

At this point fines are just the cost of doing business, and will be until the law grows some fucking balls and enables itself to shut these companies down or pay more than pocket change in fines

Did you know Amouranth just bought 2 million in ATVI? No shade on her for that, she’s got savvy.

Oh also this should be 180 billion, bury them

“Oh sorry, that was a typo. We meant that just ice would be served.”
-Idk, activision probably

I’m probably going to sign up for the premium PS plus. I never had PS Plus for my PS4 but now that I’ve a PS5 with more room under the hood. I think I’ll take a punt with it.