I wouldn’t read Jezebel if I didn’t appreciate petty snark, but Jesus how often these writers completely miss the mark. I miss Kara Brown...a lot.

Gwen’s tattoo is a perfect illustration of everything that is terrible about text tattoos. The script is messy and uneven in pigmentation, size, and orientation.

Affleck, who won an Oscar for “writing” the screenplay to Good Will Hunting

You’re telling me. You should have seen the 2400 word version. They had to cut it to 800 because of space.

Yup. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/mar/16/had-date-with-serial-killer-experience

Fancy dog though he may be, Tom Brady has such a disturbing, aggressively vacuous vibe about him that I can’t watch him speak for more than a minute or so.

I agree. And, while she’s intelligent in many ways, she’s incredibly gullible. She seems to have that “Goop” mentality of “This ‘expert’ is attractive and charismatic; therefore his/her opinions/treatments must be legit!”. From Dr. Oz to “The Secret,” she’s consistently championed pseudoscience and woo-hoo on her…

I really enjoy the portrait of Obama; the colors are so vibrant and as a result the man himself comes off with the kind of inherent warmth that we know he exudes in real life but that a serious portrait would likely fail to capture. By painting him with a very serious expression against a background of vibrant green…

Have a safe, healthy vacation, Tom! Make sure not to catch anything!

I can’t believe anyone is calling this human ‘idol,’ regardless of her side eye skills.

Forcing your kiss you - and insisting again because the first kiss was not up to your standards - is coercive, disrespectful, and inappropriate.

There’s a good reason to not kiss your kids on the mouth — fucken herpes, man. Even if you don’t think you have it, you probably do, and you don’t want to pass that onto your child. My crazy ex-SIL used to kiss her kids on the mouth and my poor nephew developed a really nasty sore on his lip when he was really young.

Daniels said she had “no further comment” on the matter

Wasn’t his wife’s show produced by Harvey? Oh, and, Chrissy Teigen needs to spill all the tea with he clap back, “Hmm. Let’s just say we’ve all heard things about each other, haven’t we?” Curious and curiouser... That said, his video walk back was good. I ain’t mad at him.

“I’m wearing this ring that Jack gave me and I’ll always wear it, because love is a really cool, powerful, eternal thing and it doesn’t have to be defined the way we in Western culture define it as beginnings and ends.”

In other Obama news:

Stars, they are just like us.

Can we at least bear in mind that the accuser is a Hannity disciple and the “journalist” in the linked tweet works for the Washington Examiner and uses a photo of herself with Trump on her Twitter feed?

Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.