Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

This is a really interesting article, and it’s on a subject I’ve been thinking about a lot lately — offloading human processes to algorithms and computers. Netflix’s recommendations algorithms do not tend to work very well for me. Spotify also had a hard time algorithmically predicting music I would like; it focused…

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

Look, we can cut him in half and they can each have part. Any objections?

Wait a minute, are you telling me that noted piece of garbage James Woods snorts bushels of cocaine from an actual snow shovel while furiously masturbating to close-in shots of Trump’s whithered golfpants moose knuckle? Wow that’s crazy that he definitely does that.

I get it. It’s a “good” problem to have, and feels like sour grapes, but dreading how you spend more than half your waking hours is a shitty way to go through life.

Woman:noun

That’s not a bad take, that is the worst take.

he doesn’t want a partner - he wants an accessory, a bauble, a thing he can look at other people and say, look at this thing that i have and you don’t. 

This right here is why it should be considered an etiquette breach of the highest order to ask someone if he or she is trying for a baby. Best case scenario, you’ve invaded someone’s privacy that does not intend to have children and is fine with it. Worst case, you deeply hurt the feelings of someone who wants…

Been there, done that, got the tee-shirt. When people ask me how many miscarriages I had before we ended up with an actual baby, I just say “fewer than 10.” Had them with fertility cycles, I had them between the fertility cycles. This is the way I know, at a gut, experiential level, that a fertilized egg is not a…

I saw a movie called “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” starring a black guy once.

IMO she’s his guardian trying to hide his clearly deteriorating mind. Dementia/Alzheimers/frontal lobe failure etc. Same reason she went to the G20 meeting and not Orange.  

Have you ever been to the French version of Eataly called Le District? It’s all the way on the West Side downtown on Liberty St. Worth a visit imo.