Oh Lindsay.

True, though knowing that this subject has all sorts of issues makes me pretty biased towards that photo. I usually don’t see sexy empowerment in TR’s photos though, knowing what a creeper he is, and knowing a little bit about the subjects. They always strike me as “daddy, am I hot now?” and that’s just unappealing on…

I’m a middle aged woman and I think she’s gorgeous and her raspy voice is all kinds of hot.

Don't forget Derek Jeter! For a loooooooong time.

Yeah my dating life in 20s and 30s was interesting... now that I’m not dating losers I’m not dating at all. I guess that’s progress.

Honestly, I wish I could do something to help Lindsay, I think she’s really isolated. I just have this horrible feeling that the world is standing by and watching like bystanders (and gawkers) while she is going through fucked up shit, and I don’t want this to turn into a “teachable moment”.

You’re obviously one of the all-wrongs I used to hang with. It’s like a reunion.

You figuring out that N2LTSS=”Not too late to say sorry” BLEW MY MIND.

Exactly. My boring ass life suits me just fine and I wouldn’t give it up for anything.

John Mayer. Sean Penn. And Fez? Minka Kelly has shit taste in guys. And I'm sorry I know enough about her to know that.

Not to mention it’s a Terry Richardson pic. Vom.

Exactly. “No woman can be hit like this and stay with that person” sounded surprisingly level-headed, if not exactly revelatory, but followed by this: “. . . if that person isn’t prepared to say sorry”? Oof.

The biggest lesson I’ve learned growing up is that actually, no one else has anything I want.

Engagement ankle!

To be fair, when I was thirty, my romantic life was a disaster. I was dating all the wrong men (seriously, I dated all of them and they were all wrong). I was also awful. On the plus side, social media hadn’t been invented yet so the only people who knew about how bad my 30-year-old choices were and how whiny I was…

Sometimes life can be difficult and growing up in poverty I always envied people like Lindsey Lohan for seemingly having everything but Jesus if I don’t feel fucking terrible for her right now.

The shark is on her left ankle. Coincidence?

Re: Luke being dropped for Nick at the very end

I’m assuming that EmRy edited their comment? Because it no longer appears, it seems.