Apparently there’s a Twitter account of all his absurd sayings.

“THE INTERNET IS ABOUT TO BLOW UP.”

Same! I’m still laughing right now. Like normally I get a little peeved when announcers express lowkey amazement at a woman demonstrating skill

Yeah, I remember Kasey Catanzaro got knocked out on an obstacle that was literally impossible for her to do because of her height. It was the two walls that you have to support yourself between, her wingspan was not enough to touch both walls at the same time. That just seems like an unfair challenge to throw in a…

Yeah so if I find your sense of humor laying around I’ll be sure to send it back to you.

That announcer yelling “HERSTORY” with completely uncontained fervor is my new aesthetic

The challenges on these courses are insanely hard and require an incredible mix of strength, flexibility, speed and balance — as well as a certain degree of height (which has plagued otherwise super-skilled women (and men) in the past). She flew through that so easily. That’s incredibly impressive.

what cant be underscored enough with jessie, is that she’s crushing the course, competing against the course and the challenges themselves - not just the other competitors, male or female.

I love this show and the women who compete on it are not only total badasses but all seem to have serious hearts of gold and really striving to be inspirations to other women, FUCK YES JESSIE GRAFF.

Actually, I would think she would have a lot to base her argument on. She was a sex symbol willingly and profitably and has a relationship history with a number of guys who were into porn. That life history can research the long-term impact of porn better than any research project. People can come to regret things…

I saw Lipstick as an adult. No es bueno.

having watched a million violent movies where women just happen to be the ones who die first, get mutilated, or need to be protected

this gif is the best rock-paper-scissors game ive ever seen. +1

Celebrity Rabbi??? really??? God Help me.

Pam Anderson is the absolute last fucking person who should be shaming anyone about porn.

I would say give him Ford Pinto and be done with that

It’s probably still in her name. She might’ve handed him the keys but I bet the pink slip is in her name or even one of her businesses names.

man you are being generous.

No. Just no.