This is desperation.

Lone wolf. Gun control. Homophobes. Fuck Trump!

The country’s government is hereby invited to skim the regularly scheduled news of secular writers being hacked to death in the street. They might learn something.

haha I didn’t realize that White Castle wasn’t instantly recognizable as terrible everywhere in America.

@Josh Duhamel

The first time was the last time for me. I used to go to the east coast every year to visit my in-laws, and for the first couple of years I was very into doing “east coast things.” I wanted to visit White Castle on my first visit. I wanted to go to White Castle, a classic diner, Grand Central Station, the Statue of…

Can’t eat anything with this damn grill in!

This one time I wasn’t high as fuck...

In honor of Kristin Chenoweth’s tweet, I think we need to all share our White Castle horror stories, aka the moments we realized we could never eat that shit ever again.

The cops separated her mother from the TSA agents and wouldn’t let her try to explain to the TSA. So the poor girl was left to cope by herself with having her head slammed to the ground, while the cops restrained her mother.

I never thought about this—because white woman—and it really makes sense. I know people have to avoid mom&pops for this reason (no HR, no accountability, no publicity, so free to act like racist and xenophobic shitheads).

Until I was about 25, I would be followed around the store. One time when I was 14 (but let’s be clear, I was 4'10" and looked like I belonged in the 5th grade) I told someone that only child molesters follow kids that closely and they backed off. It was finally the day that I was detained by someone at a fred meyer I…

They can and will detain you for “concealing” while in the store, which can mean anything from moving stuff around in the store to putting items over your arm to putting something back in the wrong place. Theoretically the policy is just to allow them to question folks who are shoving stuff in their purse and haven’t…

This is why I was so happy when online shopping really took off in the late 90's. So sick of getting followed in these department stores and having my pocketbook eyed suspiciously. I actually made a scene and went off on a woman who trailed 6 feet behind me since the second I walked into the store, checking whatever I…

Did you do it while black, though?

What gives you the idea that they were “talking shit” on her son? They were reporting the story.