Love this man so much. Can we get him back? Please!

I get that. I just was a pretty self possessed young woman, and I went after what I wanted.

LOL.

Hey, take it up with Michelle then.

Irvine is the safest city in America.

It doesn’t matter. Suckers are born every minute.

Friends sucked. Friends had a serious lack of black characters.

I think it’s pretty clear that nobody will be doing an intervention.

This thread is full of puns.

Yeah, and hip hop, too. They like ‘em young.

I think it’s just proof that if you mess around with the American Security State, they have a long memory, and they will get you eventually.

Why the hostility?

I know, but I always defer to Michelle Obama when I get angry.

Agreed! Screw Assange.

Better.

The music business is especially sketchy about underage women going back to Chuck Berry and Jerry Lee Lewis.

This makes me really sad. Look at them in happier times.

Sarah Sanders is awful, but can we not use words like “Suckabee” please?

Well, I don’t really care for Moby, but when I was eighteen I lied to a guy who was 32 about my age and said I was 20.

Yeah, they are just going to use Alabama as a test case.