Here is Tony Kanaan telling the story

I guess warning people about the paving was not their Forte.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

Can’t answer that without seeing the van.

First cop on the scene told him to put his Piscataway. But the guy’s a Hoboken so he just kept Wyckoff his Weehawken until he Nutley.

And the bar for “House of Cards” becoming more absurd than reality just keeps getting jacked up.

Disarray

Clever girl...

Don’t move, it can’t see us if we don’t move.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

Am I insane or did he sound almost like an Aussie? I kept waiting for him challenge the color commentator to a game of knifey spooney.

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.