This looks like it’s from the Greenbrier in West Virginia. Wonder if they did that on purpose, or if they just googled images of serene American landscapes.

Purple nurple ratios?!

Cincinnati? That would not have been my pick for #10 on the list.

What happened to DRL’s becoming mandatory? Was that not a thing?

Richard!

It sounds like it’s blowing bubbles on overrun. Listen at about 3:45 in the video.

What in the world caused this?

#distressed (jeans)

I was about to say the same thing...

I’ve never heard anyone explain why they wanted out though. Is Dr. Manthey calling it quits?

“I highly suggest you take a bathroom break and watch it on your phone as you sit on the toilet.”

Jalopnik used to be sponsored by Audi? Weird.

I feel like I had a mini anxiety attack just reading about beating the clock on those timed coin-op washers.

As a Certified Public Accountant AND Florida resident (albeit not retired), I take issue with this article.

“aggravated taking of a vehicle without consent.”

For instance, the following is pulled from the Bank of America Giant Book, Long-Winded Policies, chapter seven, verse twelve, row four, seats five and six:

Why is it parked in a server farm?

Audi wheels?

11 AM EST, I think