beckaroobanzai
Beckaroo Banzai
beckaroobanzai

Yeah, I always knew that there were a lot of racist white “Christians,” but I always thought/hoped that my parents were different. Even though they were abusive parents who raised me in a crazy evangelical “Jesus Camp”-esque household, I hoped that maybe the ridiculous standards to which they held me were because they

Yeah, that’s how I know I’m officially old. I’m already an old millennial (Oregon Trail Generation), but now my status as an old & my lack of coolness have been confirmed.

Good luck to you! I am in a similar place. Been drinking to numb the pain of PTSD, depression & panic attacks. I just started doing Smart Recovery, which was recommended to me by a mental health professional. So far, it’s been pretty helpful, and seems to have a more scientific basis than AA. Here’s the link if you

How is this our reality right now?!? FML.

Same here - One day when I was slicing vegetables, my construction worker husband goes, “Your mise en place is terrible!” I’m like, “Dafuq is mise en place?!? You’ve been watching too much Jacques Pepin, boo.”

Yeah, I didn’t realize I needed a Masters degree to order Italian cold cuts. Next time I go to the deli, I’ll be sure to show my credentials.

A lot of people don’t realize that alcohol withdrawal can actually kill you. Withdrawal from other substances may make you feel like shit, but you’re usually not in danger. But withdrawal from long term alcohol use is very dangerous and can be deadly. If you have been addicted to alcohol for a long time and want to

Lol! These commercials were the best! I can’t believe they were allowed to air them - especially the double impact one.

I love your name!

Fun fact: the guy who played Bob (the late Frank Silva) was actually the set dresser on the show, so he could have decorated a pretty awesome Twin Peaks bathroom for me! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Silva

Considering it!

Yeah, it is pretty phallic, which I’m guessing is intentional since that’s the room where Jack makes out with the decaying lady.

I have a black & white chevron shower curtain over a red shower curtain just so my bathroom looks like the Black Lodge! There’s also have a handmade glass nightlight with David Lynch’s face on it. Although, sometimes when people use my bathroom, this happens:

Beat me to it! The one from room 237 is pretty bitchin too:

General Hux is way better looking.

Even the Heath Ledger version of the Joker still had better skin than Steve Bannon.

That’s crazy! That would freak me out.

Stars for “Cthulu forbid!”

Every source I have checked states that they have only been together for a couple months. 15 months is the amount of time it has been since his wife’s death. Regardless of how you feel about him, there seems to be no indication that he is a cheater.