Or hung up on a rock in the mall parking lot. 

This reminds me of the Kat Williams joke about the Chrysler 300 and the RR Phantom. “I got it cause it looks like a Phantom.... the funny part is that it does look like a Phantom... until a Phantom pulls up...”

Bluetooth and a nice screen with Apple Carplay or Android Auto is all anyone needs.

This is not just any E46. It is the special M56 SULEV version. The valve cover is a dead giveaway.

It’s Canada. They asked politely and said please, so the driver really had no other option.

I understand the hate for cruise ships, but what in the world do they have to do with an automotive enthusiast site? Honest question, with no snark. What happened to “Drive Free or Die”? The absolute shit takes around here need to stop, along with the “You people”, and the I hate x so you should to. I genuinely enjoy…

Honestly I get too much of we hate cars vibe in this place. Some people who know and love cars and don’t live in NYC would be nice. I agree on Steph, she was great. Honestly David Tracy, NPOCP and Tom’s car buying stuff is what keeps me around. Most of the rest seems pretty amateur-hour if I’m being honest. Also…

Welcome.  Please use your influence to fix the current Kinja mess.  Also keep things weird here.

Hm. Looks promising. Might have to re-up my Jalopnik Gold subscription.

Funny how the Tesla die-hards were standing behind the EPA when they tested the Taycan. The tables have turned and now here they are claiming the EPA is full of shit and does poor testing.

This, criticizing a pilot for an engine out landing on take off is telling- he’s not the worst pilot, but you might be the worst journalist.

I was just thinking that these might be the sorts of mistakes any amateur pilot would make. Flying is complicated, air traffic control is complicated, and I imagine properly hearing instructions from controllers and responding perfectly is difficult. There are probably also a lot of safety margins built in to flight…

Wash your hands, and don’t lick strangers would have been equally as effective. TB patients are regularly cared for with less fuss and that is an actual airborne disease with high fatality rates and antibiotic resistance.

This article, these comments....Jalopnik has become the car news website for people that don’t like cars. “Screw 1000hp AWD sports cars, we need more Hyundai!”

Kinda Sad. I always try to do ‘Dawn’s Patrol’ (The Poor Peasant Version) where I show up at 4am at near the rear entrance of Pebble Beach Golf Club, look for a corner where I can park for free, walk a mile or so to the entrance, dress with a jacket and pretend I belong somehow, set myself at the rear entrance where…

Welcome to Jalopnik, where the proliferation of people moving about the world is seen as a very very bad thing.

Noticing a patterns of slideshows on these sites now. Not a fan of it. Feels like a G/O Media thing and it just feels like a sign of things to come. Unfortunate. Thanks for writing this though. I’m assuming it wasn’t your decision to make this a slideshow post.

It looks similar to every other Nissan, Lexus, Toyota, Volvo, and now Chevy mid-size SUV on the road. All the same bad design language, only Volvo pulling it off even decently well.

God, that is entirely forgettable... take away the two tone color combo there and I wouldn’t notice it if it cut me off in traffic