In other totally accurate news that is not at all borne of people trying to scoop each other, the 2023 Reds have accepted President Chris Rock’s invitation to the Black House to celebrate their World Championship over Las Vegas. Winning pitcher and Center Fielder Hunter Greene is reportedly very excited to meet not…

Fuck everything Cleveland. That is all.

Check it out, 15 of 16 teams end up losers during the playoffs, some sooner than others. You should have seen some of the schmucks on the ‘62 Cincinnati Royals.

“Remember, the enemy’s gate is down.”

If you look closely, none of those shots went in

I have a lot of foolish friends who support him as the #NotHillary, stick-with-the-party vote. They are assuredly foolish, but not terrible people. And I pity them because they’re so misguided.

Ken Griffey Jr. That swing, so smooth. I am of course an Edgar Fan too. Edgar for HoF. He deserves it more than Ortiz.

Damn if he doesn’t look badass just getting up and jogging to the sideline like it’s just another day at the office. That’s one cool dude right there.

Fool!

This year, yes. And the year before. And the year before that. And the year before that. Hey look you guys won one! And we’re back at it the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And…

Why would they expect the Cardinals, coming off a 100 win season, to be terrible? They did this to troll Leitch as well as the mouthbreathers that wear BFIB as a badge of pride but then act like morons when it comes to baseball.

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

The only answer that was ever needed is “Because he is a fucking moron”.

Agree with Freddie, this is a supremely dumb taek. In Phelps’ semi heat, he took second and Le Clos took third. In the final, Phelps was seeded second and Le Clos seeded 4th, because a guy in the other semi posted the third fastest time. So Pastafarian is claiming...

Keep in mind this is more the fault of the coverage than the athletes as a group.

I saw the 4-0 lead right before bed last night and didn’t check this morning to make sure. I’ve been sitting here with my Mitch Hedberg quote ready to go all morning, wondering why I hadn’t seen the Cardinals loss post. Now it all makes sense.

That's three questions, dumbass.

Endorsements? If Lilly King had won this medal without all this controversy, nobody would remember her name by Thursday. By speaking out like this and shit talking the Ruskie, she’s made her event a massive storyline and grown her legend. Her endorsement potential has absolutely skyrocketed.

This is a bad comment and you should feel bad about yourself.

Ah...too smart and too busy to educate a grey. I will leave you to your important work of Deadspin commenting.