Lets make this something we do periodically. Jezebel Funbag.

Also, I’m sure in any other context they would say that the tattoo thing was stupid NCAA bullshit. But here, it’s an AD fucking up and almost destroying a program via incompetence.

Interesting how Deadspin becomes very pro- or anti- people. Michigan hasn’t won a conference championship since 2004 and hasn’t beaten a top 10 team since 2006. Are they somehow not trying to jumpstart their program because they had one decent year in which they lost to the only good teams they played?

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.

“When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all”

The 2014-2015 Feeling Yourself Award previously belonged to 16 year old sophomore Aiden Miller-Stoughton, who swears he was just cleaning his room.

Can’t skim paragraphs in a podcast. Plus I pretty much hate the sound of other people’s voices.

This summer, I vacationed in Vermont and everywhere I went there were signs that said “Grade A Maple Syrup.” So one afternoon, I went into one of the stores and took a few samples. I honestly didn’t know where to begin! The A-F scale seems played out, and I didn’t want to be pretentious about it, like Pitchfork, and…

I could ignite Deadspin’s audience by typing “tits” 300 times and hitting the publish button.

Eevee not in top 20 = GTFO

I don’t know about others, but this is how Russell Wilson reacted at his post-game press conference after what was a much more heartbreaking SB loss than the Panthers just faced:

Honestly, you can’t just say “vast majority of players.” Your point of comparison HAS to be the star/face of the team.

Sorry, drew must’ve forgotten that cam is above any and all criticism due to his 1 very good regular season. Must be nice to have that. I can think of some much better QBs (Rodgers, Brady, Manning) who would love to have that. All hail greatest QB, nay, football player ever to live Cameron Newton!

“Hell, this black bear picked them even though bears and panthers are natural rivals (in the jungle). I think they’re all wrong, even the bear.”

Remember that other time the Timberwolves took a point guard not named “Stephen Curry”?

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

Fugitives? Maybe you should re-check the proper legal definitions before you post articles like this.

I’m going to throw a hot take out there - the Steelers were the most overrated YOU DONT WANT TO PLAY THEM IN THE PLAYOFFS!!! teams ever. Big Ben threw 16 INTs, one less than Peyton and two less than Blake fuckin’ Bortles. They played like, 7 or 8 backups and still had the worst pass defense in the league. Their…