because-reasons
Because-Reasons
because-reasons

But is the zoo still a date option if I live in Cincinnati?

Only if you were able to predict the lightning fast Warriors rising, which nobody in the NBA did. This Cavs team can still match up decently well with the other top teams in the West (LAC, pre Aldridge Spurs, OKC). Golden State went from a 6th seed to one of the greatest teams ever in only two years, and without any

I love the NBA. I have no specific team I root for, so I just hope for good basketball anytime I watch a game. It makes it so much easier to appreciate teams like these Warriors or the ’13 Heat or the Shaq and Kobe Lakers.

Men’s tennis is just boring right now. Roger and Rafa are on the down slopes of their careers so Djokovic just has no one really to play against. Their primes are all very comparable, but unfortunately only one of them is still in their prime. No one else can play with him. He's like the UConn women's basketball team.

Brandon Roy, God Damn.

I think a way shittier Steph is better. Irving actually has a better shot than Westbrook, but they play very differently and Russell is way better than Kyrie at everything else. Steph and Kyrie actually play more similar styles (at least compared to Westbrook) but Steph is just flat out better.

Excuse me, just because I am from Ohio, please do not suggest I root for the Cavs. Cleveland sucks.

You're not wrong.

This is just all wrong. The Warriors bench is one of the best ever assembled. You don't win 73 games and make back to back finals just because you have the MVP. And the reality is that the likely hood that Steph is held to just 11 a game is so miniscule that there is not point in even discussing hypotheticals that

Yeah, I never understood why that made people confident. Irving is a legit liability against the Warriors. The Cavs would be much better off using Delly’s defense and just giving all of Irving’s offensive touches to LeBron.

Hooray Reds!

Wow... a butthurt Kings fan comes back with a weak retort to your joke about the Kings and you go right to the sexist defense? A little trigger happy don't you think?

Kenny, Chuck and Shaq were all wrong then. The Warriors are historically great, anytime they win game it should never be a surprise. There's nothing surprising about them winning three games in a row.

Thank you.

You really shouldn’t be.

Keep doing the Lord's work sir.

Yeah, he got only one pitch to hit in his 1-4 and no walks performance last night. Don't worry though he still raised his batting average.

This will never not be funny.

I chalk this, and Votto's slash line, up to him giving zero fucks about this season. Which as a Reds fan, I get it Joey.

Don't even joke about this, please.