because-reasons
Because-Reasons
because-reasons

It’s not a real game of Monopoly unless this is how it ends.

Holy S*** that pigeon!

This is a bad basketball opinion.

Who predicted a 30 point loss for the Spurs without Timmy?

As long as they paid for the snow themselves, the NCAA doesn’t care.

I really liked how you had this second joke in reserve, but waited for someone to give you an opening rather than forcing it in the first post. Solid Kinja.

This inevitable Warriors/Spurs Western Conference Finals had better go seven. I don't think I can get enough of it. I'm even willing to cancel the rest of the playoffs and let them play 3 7-game series to determine the champion.

Woof

Can you really call the process a failure if we're still 65 years away from it coming to fruition?

It also only took one mistake to get them there. Jeremy Hill's fumble was about a gajillion times worse.

But is Pacman wrong though? I mean, look at the way his neck violently snaps in every direction, or how his arms involuntarily fail around disgustingly, and don’t even get me started on the motionless heap he becomes on the ground. That’s not what people do when violently struck in head with a speeding heavy object

Too bad he'll still never as important to a team as when he was the personal scapegoat for everyone on the Heat

I get that this might not be true, but I'm from Cincinnati and I'm going to tell everyone I know this is true, because f*** Mike Brown.

I wish I hadn't of watched this. It's gonna make me start crying. God I hate being a Bengals fan.

I kind of disagree on all of your points. In terms of payoff the only part that truly works is Luke’s arc. Getting to see him actually struggle with the dark side and choose light is a great end to his story, but the rest of it is ridiculous. The Rebels team up with 3 foot tall teddy bears to finally destroy the

Counterpoint, yes it will.