As a fellow blue in a red state, I sympathize. I get so frustrated during election season. I am tired of people asking me "wtf?" Yes, my state continues to elect actual psychopaths, yes, we do everything we can to stop them.

I want this damn state to not vote in crazy people so much and it's never going to happen and so I drink my Shiner and cry instead.

Correction, Kara, we're about to elect an ENTIRE STATE BALLOT of whackadoos. I mourn for my great state.

His wife was my second grade teacher (in like, 1990) and even back then I knew that he was a horrible person, if I couldn't quite articulate why. He is an absolute piece of shit and Texas/Texans deserves better than him and Abbott. Please vote, guys.

We try Kara, God knows we blue Texans try - but damn gerrymandering makes it nearly impossible, even if we have the numbers.

If by "one of us," you mean this lesser version of Jezebel that is evolving, then yes, I tend to agree with you. (Praise him for his talent, even his artistry if you'd like. I admired many of his designs. But every-man - or every-woman - he was not.)

I love how completely he seduces her in under a minute. Like, "Mike, buddy, I could fuck your girlfriend if I wanted to. I could fuck all the girlfriends."

I've always liked this bit from Eddie Murphy: Raw, regarding Bill Cosby:

There are FOURTEEN women who accuse Cosby of rape. He's a serial rapist who should be behind bars. His tired, self-loathing preachings to black Americans are catnip for those who seek to deny the realities of institutionalized racism. His attempts to chastise comics like Chris Rock and Wanda Sykes for daring to…

Jim Morrison for two.

Eh, don't conflate idiocy with not knowing. Cosby and people who support him have done a great job of obscuring a lot of these stories beneath his folksy mythos.

I do like that punch line: "It's not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress." It's like a complisult had a child with a humblebrag. A humblesult!

I tell him I want a divorce every single time he fails to make a cup of tea, or tells me that he doesn't like The Scissor Sisters.

Still married ;)

I thought the point was that she did know that, but before the wedding she focused on the great things she knew about because of all the anticipation and excitement, and then after the wedding she focused on all the crappy things.

I don't mean to burst your man-bear bubble, but I'd bet all three of these guys (or are they all the same guy?) manscape.

None of those things are body hair. That's all head and face hair. Do you actually like body hair? Like, everywhere? As a guy, I'm curious. I'll add that I rather like a little manscaping because it makes me feel cleaner (and frankly, I do it for myself and don't much care about approval), although I go back and…