Hoteps.

The same people watching the revamp of Roseanne.

Dude. If he’d had consensual sex with a black man, he wouldn’t have lasted long enough to make a tv show.

We were warned that our institutions wouldn’t save us. None proved that as fast as journalists.

The lesson here:

The signs were all there. Teenage versions of us just weren’t paying close enough attention. That “conscious rap” we grew up on and swear is so much better than the mumble rappers of today was proto-hotepery: a base layer of mysogyny, covered with shady financial advice, sprinkled with “black-on-Black crime”…

She didn’t have to get on tv and do an interview supporting his racist birtherism. But she did.

I’m glad they did rally around Kenya. They made a serious error if they thought Kim and her Miss Ann act was a winning strategy.

Shania’s First Nations heritage is about as real as Rachel Dolezal’s blackness. It’s not something you get by way of a step-parent.

Fyre Festival at least provided tomato sammies and tents. FanCon just took the Kickstarter money and dipped.

Gonna be waiting for a long time. Bernie stans are always holding up the line at the register, looking for receipts for clothes they know they shoplifted.

There are already 2 people on this post making excuses for Darth Becky and Darth Susan: an “internet lawyer” who knows the facts and claims they didn’t mean to kill the kids, and one who is playing as though sedated Darth Susan must somehow be a victim too (ignore her participating in years of child abuse).

But then there’s Matt Lauer.

“But I will fight till the death for 90210. They tackled issues like addiction, abortion, suicide and other issues. It’s a drama and cheesy, yes, but they had a 90s frankness that I miss.”

Don’t forget the screaming matches in Central Park.

Honestly, Great Falls is prettier than Potomac because of Great Falls Park.

North Potomac: aka Gaithersburg

And then took credit for his downfall after their televised makeout sesh.

“There’s a lot to appreciate about Sen. Bernie Sanders”

Neither did I.