I assume that a New York Cares package is a series of rapid ball kicks.

My vote is with Lincoln Park After Dark. It’s the colour I have worn every day of every winter for the last decade, and will continue to do so until I die. Trying new things; it’s not for me.

Ah the Royal Family.

His inability to distinguish your from you’re sinks his impassioned plea. God bless.

Now ya tell me! ;) 

None of these “health” and “wellness” efforts will ever be effective because this country has the most fucked up ideas about what good health really means. Since the mid-20th century, good health equals skinny and youthful. That’s it. Doesn’t matter how you got skinny and youthful looks and stayed that way. You could…

Growing up in Evangelical churches and private religious schools, I was told multiple times that a woman’s pleasure during sex doesn’t actually matter. It wasn’t until I was an adult that it occurred to me how perverse that idea is. So, God, the creator of the Universe and of humans, gives women clitorises, literally…

Kate Winslett’s performance (in Wonder Wheel)was exactly like Diane Keaton’s, Mia Farrow’s & Kate Blanchett’s. He directs every actress he works with to deliver the Exactly the Same performance. All the female leads in ALL of his movies are insecure, babbling, nervous, idiots.

“For all of the Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob

Colon Cancer PSA: If anyone in your family history has ever had polyps in their colon (even if they were benign), please ask them when they were diagnosed and start pressing your primary care provider or gastroenterologist around a decade before those polyps (benign or malignant) were found in your family member.…

LW, you know you’re still using your ex, right?

There’s a word for that! It’s called apophasis.

Megan, any chance we can ditch the whole “lost their virginity” language altogether? Even if she didn’t have a penis in her vagina until she was with Liam, if she had any other kind of consensual sexual experience before that, I think that counts a hell of a lot more than “first penis.” It’s way too heterocentric and…

I misread this as “poop towel” and was horrified for a moment.

This some new version of the The Princess and the Pee.

I watched some docuseries that Keven Hart has on Netflix at the beginning of covid/sheltering in place. In the show he addresses his dalliances with other woman while married as well as showed a little more into his life. I went into it a fan of his, and left the show thinking he was a complete and total idiot as well…

He’s donated an insane amount of money to UT and various cahrities in Austin. He also  runs a mentorship program for aspiring film makers that actually teaches them real world skills, like how to secure financing, how to negotiate, etc. He may not be an intellectual, but his heart is in the right place

Jezebel needs to have a drinking game.

I want to see him in 30 years. I can’t wait until the barbed wire looks like a little girls headband when he is totally bald.