Just exploring the option that perhaps it was a defense mechanism on the vagina’s part. It say Brody’s face barrelling towards it and secreted a garbage smell to save itself, like a skunk or a squid would do. I’d like to think lil Snacky would have my back in a similar situation...

I will never stop booping.

Vintage 50’s and 60’s issues are my fave. They are just so elegant and beautiful. I’ve always wanted to take pictures like that. They’re so stylish and classy. Like a type of elegant sensuality that is not in your face and leaves a lot to the imagination. Around the 2000’s and the platinum blonde era things got a bit…

Thank you. I am of Cuban heritage and grew up hearing my family go on nonstop about the evils of the Castro regime (it was like, from their view, Cuba was a perfect paradise until Castro came in). I do not agree with the dictatorships in Cuba in the slightest and I agree they are oppressive and wrong. I sympathize…

She’s no Grace Jones:

Tori did it first.

Exactly. I don’t really understand the reductive mindset that dictates that you can only pity one kind of person at a time. It’s the same bullshit argument that Men’s Rights arseholes use whenever women get cranky about, say, a lack of female representation in pop culture. “There are women in Saudi Arabia with real…

I actually was standing in my closet the other night thinking

I always assumed she just licked her eyeballs periodically to keep them moist.

I’ve fantasized about doing stupid things, but never actually did them, so here’s a story of why dogs are the best: My last awful breakup (I was dumped by email, of course) I was looking after my sister’s dog. I cried hysterically in bed for about 5 minutes until the 130 pound dog latched onto my shoulder and…

Look, you can absolutely say whatever you like about Jolie’s diet, but it’s probably worth remembering that she has been seriously ill for years. Disease and chemotherapy will kill anyone’s appetite. Let’s give her a break here, eh?

Nothing wrong with Colin not dating. Someone’s entire life doesn’t have to have the pressures of high school.

i could be wrong, but i believe its pronounced “step away from the underaged girls”

Alternate headline.

“so many times in my life I wish I could of been at 2 places at once”

Blackface never meant “having a black face”, anyway. It means, “performing a gross racial caricature of black people”. Is she doing that? No. Is there any indication whatsoever that this was some kind of racist caricature? No. The manufactured outrage is fucking inane. Furthermore, getting het up about irrelevant shit…

How many times is too many times to watch this GIF in a row

“My dad dated a lot of supermodels.”

No. You just have to treat people as you'd want yourself or your loved ones to be treated. And if you do fuck up (which everyone does, in some way, and at some point or another), apologising is a pretty good way to let someone you've hurt know that you feel badly about it. It's not obligatory. But other people aren't…