While I appreciate the sexiness of Dornan, he's got nothing on the Sexiest Serial Killer On TV, Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter

I don't really have a ruling on Angelina, but if I could do a side-eye like her daughter Zahara, I'd be striking people dead with shade all day long.

Her side-eye. It's... it's so perfect:

As a father of a 17-year-old daughter, it's a weird conversation to have, but very necessary. It's uncomfortable - for everyone involved - to comment on the attractiveness of your daughter's body, but when a very obvious truth ("You're physically attractive in a way that boys your age can't appreciate yet") could ease…

Plus, if I was him, I'd want to avoid people talking about Pompeii as much as possible.

Noooo, Jill Scott! I thought you were Golden, but your words are Getting In The Way of my long-held admiration of you. Whatever. I think it might be time you took A Long Walk and figure out why you're So In Love with the idea of defending this creep.

All I can think of is this-and it makes me smile

Actually it's a quote from Dan Savage, but I like to think he would be happy to see it attributed to Betty, as would Ms. White herself...

Does anyone actually know for a fact how this piece worked? Were there any safety measures in place? Cameras in the room? A mic? Security guards lurking in the shadows? I mean, if you're going to tell people to do whatever they want AND ALSO SUPPLY THEM WITH WEAPONS, you've got to budget for the fact that someone may…

I keep looking on the floor, but I don't see a name drop.

I wonder if Madame Tussaud's has a has-been vault. There have to been a ton of stars who were once famous enough to merit a wax figure but would now elicit a resounding "Who?" from any visitors to the museum. Or do they just melt down the Richard Greico statue and recycle the material for Kesha?

Oh, it's been a loaded word since it's inception.

Just when you think we've hit

Honestly, I'd LOVE to have someone favorably compare me to a dog. What's not to like? Kindness, loyalty, great senses, likes to hump things.

You will note that she not only availed herself of his company with a quickness

Renee Zellweger isn't letting down the sisterhood by changing the way she looks any more than a woman who loses a lot of weight, or gets lasik surgery because she doesn't like the way she looks in spectacles, or has a birthmark removed, or gets her teeth straightened, or any of a thousand other things that people do…

I greatly enjoyed this, but that's not what "availed" means.

Her statement is perfect, and I want it embroidered on a pillow. It reminds me of this comic that illustrated what it would look like if we treated all illnesses the way we treat mental illnesses. (Here it is, and I hope it's not too huge)

Totally works. I'm strangely proud of her. It's a very peculiar feeling.

Funfact: If you did the normal mash-up of names for couples using their last names, Matt and Ben would be Daleck.

Hehe. Oh God, I now want "in the Temple" to be a euphemism for anal sex. "Tonight we're going to do it... in the Temple."