Hot take alert: the people who run the most prestigious university on the planet are not idiots.

Serious question: did you watch that play?

Ugh this kills me. Wtf is bill weld doing with this bozo.

Ah ha. Silly me

Um, why?

That’s not quite true. My neighbor has chickens - they get to roam around all day, one of them got attacked by a hawk, big wound in its back. The rest of the chickens pecked at that wound all the way down to the goddamn intestines, damn near killed the bird.

Everybody say more things about Calvin and Hobbes - cool things, things I don’t know already, or just talk about how great it is.

To your the idea that zero athletes from >30 years ago could make it today, I have but two words: Bo Jackson

Fewer*