I can’t get over how, as a whole, white collar crimes tend to be less punished than “regular” theft or robbery. I mean, if I was mugged at gunpoint, I would lose about $40 and a phone. I would be traumatized, and I would want that mugger to go to jail, but society will move on either way.

“I’ve never seen anything that even remotely would remind me of racists, and believe me, I recognize a racist when I see them.”

Carson then shuffled off stage wearing a top hat and a performance cane.

But she’s an event planner. I know Bloatus has no problem putting unqualified people in charge of shit they aren’t even remotely qualified for, and have no business running, but that feels like a force even for him.

This seems like a job for the Pride of Morehouse College

You forget a couple of things:

The whole fucking press conference was a sham. The DA spent most of the time painting Stephon as the aggressor, rather than the victim. It was very much as if he was on trial, not the two dudes who murdered him. 

“Mr. Clark was advancing toward them in a shooting stance”

Please note they did at least wait until black history month was over before announcing yet more police being allowed to kill black people with reason except they suck at their job. 

My friend Liz says you have to fight too much with King Crab to get to the meat,

See also: automatically hating things they don’t understand.

Trump: “My peanut butter and jam sandwich has the peanut butter on the wrong side! I want it on the top slice, not the bottom slice! This isn’t even a sandwich!”

I’ve said it before: Trump sadly, but accurately represents modern American society. A dumbass grifter who failed up all his life and thinks everyone else who didn’t is a loser.

This is so humiliating. On an international stage we have to put up with toddler level understanding and the adult in the room has to not just humor him but pretend it made sense. It is full on child tantrum level shit.

This man has been alone in a room making deals with the likes of Putin and Kim Jong Un and I don’t think we’re going to know just how awful those deals were until it’s way past too late.

At the age of ten in fifth grade a kid called me the magic word. I said what did you say and in his smug whiteness he said “you heard me, boy.” I reached back and punched him in the nose breaking it in the process. The whiny bitch went to the nurse and I for my troubles was sent to the principal’s office. After…

When a man who was raised by a Klansman, who had to agree to stop discriminating against minorities in his real estate business, who took out a full page ad in the New York Times calling for the execution of innocent black children, who rose to power on a platform of racism, xenophobia and Islamophobia, and who…

Spike was actin’ an entire damn fool last night in the best kind of way. My favorite part is when Barbara Streisand was up their introducing “a BlackKKKlansman” and repped Brooklyn, and from the audience so quiet you could hear a pin drop you hear Spike shout back “BROOKLYN!” I died.  And then she was talking about…

I can’t believe how many friends and family members are actually in favor of this. And getting rid of Planned Parenthood altogether. You won’t believe how many “abortion and PPH is a plot to destroy the Black race through genocide” arguments I’ve gotten into.

Shit like this is why I’m not in a rush to impeach Putin’s sidepiece. Then Pence would become president, and in my eyes he’s objectively worse. The difference is that Pence has been a governor so he actually knows how to do things, and all the things he wants to do that we know of are just fucking awful.