I’m on there, somewhere.

The platformer is back, baby! (Now all I want is a Sly Cooper trilogy reboot/redesign on PS4 and I’ll be happy.)

We’re getting Danganronpa V3 in the west, and it’s coming to PS4 and PS Vita next year.

Yakuza 6 and original Yakuza remake Yakuza Kiwami—the latest in the Sega-made crime series beloved in Japan and in the Luke Plunkett household—are coming to the West on PS4. Summer for Kiwami. Early 2018 for Yakuza 6 according to Sega.

Can we get an Uncharted where you play as Elena, sitting at home eating noodles and playing Crash Bandicoot, Or is that too close to my real life already?

Destiny’s Sparrow Racing League returns this winter with The Dawning, an event that will likely be full of microtransactions. Most importantly: Icebreaker is coming back!

I for one, am welcoming our new Death Stranding overloads.

I’ll have to stop reading everything you write I guess. Clearly I can’t trust the writings of journalists who believe they should have things like “friendship” and “social lives”.

How dare you have friends! This is the last straw.

“(full disclosure: we’re friends).”