Miyamoto himself, with Bill Trinen as translator, will be shouting “dicks out for harambe!”

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger.

Missed the obvious troll:

All aboard the Cole Train baby!!! Whoooo!! Play through the pain!! O.k., I’m pretty sure Augustus Cole is NOT in this one but those line from MP Gears 3 are stuck in my head...

Here’s the first 20 minutes of Gears of War 4's campaign. It’s got scripted action, roadie running, Lancers, grunting, and very detailed explosions. Looks like the Gears of yesteryear(s), but with more hardware muscle behind it. If that’s what you were hoping for, this video will probably make you pretty happy.

So how was the funicular?

fuck, you always forget one game. let’s imagine it’s on there.

This comment was a rollercoaster that ended with me high-fiving you.

I was picked on a lot as a kid and it was often directed at my somewhat defiant love of GameCube. It really sucked and probably contributed to triggering the depression I came to struggle with for the years following (and now manage). And I gotta say, all the sorrow that came in response for my love of GameCube was…

If you want a list that includes everything everyone ever thought was remotely good on GameCube, go look at metacritic.

Also KILLER 7, DAMMIT. A game as a postmodern installation that will leave you feeling as if you had partook of several illegal substances at the same time.