Apocalypse Now is a great film, but have any of you ever read Heart of Darkness, the book that inspired the film? It fucking horrible.

Favorite college memory, go!

Phillip Rivers is just slightly worse than Tom Brady, if not just as good. He just doesn’t have a supporting cast. Right or wrong?

seriously. Why. Show me the brand-fax.

Are you guys friends outside of the office?

My friend just got back from studying abroad in Oman. Now he always wears a cardboard hat that he bought for like $0.75 with their dictators face on it and won’t stop telling stories about Oman. What is the allowed amount of time someone has before this kind of stuff gets annoying?

If a good golfer on the PGA (Dustin Johnson, Jordan Spieth, etc...) came to a small town country club and played against four of the clubs better players who were on a team against him in a best shot (the PGA Player is solo), how competitive is the match?

Phillip Rivers is just slightly worse than Tom Brady, if not just as good. He just doesn’t have a supporting cast.

Iowa State University

Who has the best and the worst nickname at the Deadspin office?

Would you rather,

Favorite non-American Athlete?

Is Draper also an Alabama Football fan and a Duke Basketball fan?

How much would I have to pay you guys to babysit my kids at the deadspin office while I’m at work?

I feel like Drew would be one of those guys to always wear a shirt with his alma mater’s logo on it. I can just see him walking around the Deadspin office in a Colby College t-shirt.

If you had to fight 50 pounds of bees and you can distribute the weight however you want, how would you do it? 1 50lb bee? 2 25lb bee? etc..

If all the states in America succeeded from the Union and went to war with each other, which state would win and why?

Please tell me Drew sent one of you guys a picture of this “bigass hole” he dug in the sand. I mean, how big would beach authorities actually let it be?

I would have given the 1968 Buffalo Bills one more win somewhere in their season.

If A.J. is playing, the real winner will be Brent Musburger. Drooling over McCarron’s wife.