Nothing. There is literally nothing cooler than that. I am exceedingly jealous!

I will spend HOURS in science museums looking at dinosaur fossils. And every other fossil. Reading all the plaques. Saying “That is SO COOL” to anyone who stops by, and then rushes to get away from the crazy lady who is way too into the fossils. I don’t care.

I have seen this. Strangely, it was the man bun that most offended me.

No, Mr. Costanza, that is perfect!

Was their house a church? Because that is the only reason I can see for this. Owners aren’t even around during showings.

Me too! As I don my “security socks” for the trip through TSA.

Yeah, I have seen how the folks in first class dress as I schlep back to coach in my business suit. Not generally impressed.

I love that dress. Cute, not dowdy.

It makes him uncomfortable NOT to rub his genitals on someone? How does he get along in the world without getting arrested?

It was abuse. He abused you because he is an abuser. You did nothing to cause it or deserve it. In fact, most abused women do everything they can to try to STOP the abuse, by walking on eggshells, self-editing, not challenging the abuser.

Gross brothers-in-law are terrible. My ex-BIL would grab my ass when he hugged me and would kiss me full on the lips. It was just a big joke among my ex and his brothers. I do NOT miss that family.

Puppies are DEFINITELY crazier than you remember. But, you should get one! Your local animal shelter might have puppies for you to go play with. I’ve been wanting a puppy for a year now, but I think my nasty little chihuahua mix would not be pleased. (And by “nasty”, I mean “hates everyone except me.”)

I cried the one time I got a C. Cried like a baby.

Legion is so...bizarre that I was watching what I thought was the most recent episode, and didn’t realize until halfway through that I hadn’t watched the one prior. So I may be in bed by 8:30 myself catching up on Legion in my footie pajamas drinking my box wine.

I think it’s going to get my vote all the way through!

Tank top and underwear. What if there’s a fire?

I don’t even know who that is. Although I do have a computer. With google. Too lazy. More box wine, please.

I think Orgy Porgy would be OK.... And some sweet, sweet valium, er, Soma.

Agree with you about both Panem and the Star Trek future.

Thanks for not slut-shaming me! :)