Marry me?

I always thought that I did, too, but I’d be like, “Oh, are you sure? OK!” Guess I’m that bitch....

Ahem. Not always guys. And noon is a perfectly acceptable time to drink on a plane. As is 9:00 AM.

Yes to Will Farrell movies on planes. I watched “Stepbrothers” on a flight to Atlanta and laughed out loud so much the poor lady sitting next to me kept looking at me like I was seriously deranged.

Also change out the Ambien for Valium and this is me.

I wish I could give you all the stars!

I wish it were simply a lack of education and critical thinking. My extremely well-educated family are all on board the conservative train. They get their news exclusively from fox, so they don’t ever hear any contrasting points of view. It truly is a bubble.

I’m pretty sure that’s what Jesus was all about. Show me the money, saith the Lord.

I could watch that gif all day. Going to go practice that in a mirror now.

It sure looks like it.

So soft and white. Like a dead fish’s belly.

I saw it this weekend and I really enjoyed it. It was funny and very thought provoking. I’m recommending it to everyone I know.

And now that this is out there - the outrageous and libelous accusation that Obama had wiretaps put in trump tower - there will always be a rather large segment of the population that will believe it no matter what evidence to the contrary is produced. In 60 years there will be old millenials grumbling about the…

Such a violation of privacy, and totally counterproductive as it makes me want to resist authority.

And the death panels!

I participate in my employer’s wellness program also. On the quiz I said I drink 2 glasses of wine per week. I was marked as a “moderate” drinker and told I needed to cut back, ideally to zero.

I also took the high road during my divorce and pretty much gave him everything he asked for. I got screwed, but in the end I won because I AM FREE OF HIM.

So here’s my takeaway: Men’s locker rooms are pretty much like ladies’ locker rooms, except for the sex part and the blowing dry balls part. Oh, and the people hanging out gabbing are the young ones, but they’re not naked.

Where they have 1 bottle of wine for 4 people and they act like you’re a lush for asking for a refill and then offer you a glass of shitty sherry from the back of the cabinet.

Yes, it does, Matisyahu. Yes it does.