(Some grip)

Only if you don’t live in Atlanta.

You obviously don’t drift every chance you get. In other Jalopnik news:

Updated URL for the video:

That passenger is at fault. He should have followed the instructions of the flight attendant and hit him.

On the bright side: at least she’s in a CR-V and not a Mustang...

Yes, definitely looks heavy, but there are pros & cons to this. Heavier tires will maintain momentum like a flywheel. :)

you look surprised to see me...

The time for creases is over.

And from that day forth, the Audi was known as:

Wiper, wiper!

I know now why you cry, but it’s something I cannot do.

It was a joke about their environmental impact. You know, ‘going green?’

It was a joke about their environmental impact. Not literal.

“Green” as in “taking the environment into account”—not literally green. *sigh*

Psht...don’t sweat it. I mean, when have deep subprime loans ever caused any problems in the past?

None of the cars were green :)

Thousands. That GIF has on the order of 5,000 cars in it.

I believe it’s spelled ‘fugly.’

Fake leftist science. Everyone* knows the environment doesn’t exist and therefore doesn’t need to be protected.