You realize that some of that water is growing the food you eat, right?

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

It’s amazing what you can do when you are completely unbound by truth or morals, but then you would have known that if you weren’t a raging alcoholic and chronic masturbator.

The fact that The Donald has a mistress isn’t exactly a secret.