Completely anecdotal, but I know of three people in my social circle (myself included) who have just given up on the NFL altogether. Quit watching this year cold turkey. And we were all fantasy football, football pool, watch all day Sunday kinds of fans.

I’m sure they’re happy just knowing how much I enjoy their yogurt though.

Seriously, it’s crazy. Just go to a place that has unlimited fries. A real nice, fancy, upscale place like Ruby Tuesday.

The trick is to eat a medium-ish handful and then send them back for a fresh new batch.

The fun medical term for it is “degloving.” It scares me almost as much as an actual marriage.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Honor us by quit acting like we are all Make a Wish candidates. Enough with the handouts. If I see one more soldier come home early during a ball game I’m going to pour acid in my earls.

But that costs money and effort. Yelling at people for protesting something completely unrelated to the military is free and easy!

Dude. That’s real patriotism. This is about fake patriotism. We don’t actually want to help the people our goverment sent abroad to die for their political will, we WANT TO PRETEND WE ARE ALL COMBAT VETERANS whose friends died face down in the mud of south east asia so that we could have the god given right to run…

I don’t think anyone wants your sympathy, but thanks for your super hot take.

the band did and they aren’t played over the radio at halftime.

I have to imagine that ECU won’t notice one bit that their game isn’t being broadcast. These contracts are almost always done by the year, not by the game, so if the station isn’t playing a game then that’s their choice to sacrifice their own money. So ECU won’t even “pay” for it; only the radio station will lose…

How about a 4th option... because as much as i love watching sports, watching it makes me want to play...

I’m getting the shakes. And I’m getting the fries!

OK Joe Pa. Next you’re going to tell us a man can’t rape another man.

Speaking as a psychologist, I can assure you that Binge Eating Disorder amongst men is a very, very real and common concern. Your reductionism of this disorder is only perpetuating the very stigma that Joey Julius is trying to combat.

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

This is in poor taste.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Well, *we* already know it’s horseshit, but-- this will really put them on public blast. Heh!