26 major hurricanes since 2005. 26 > 0.

Let’s look at selection bias, shall we? You picked your anchor point as the single most active Atlantic hurricane season in recorded history. Let’s open the range a little bit and look back 50 years, shall we?

Wht abot ur mom?

Completely anecdotal, but I know of three people in my social circle (myself included) who have just given up on the NFL altogether. Quit watching this year cold turkey. And we were all fantasy football, football pool, watch all day Sunday kinds of fans.

Except the whole part where you LITERALLY said this:

It’s like some sort of “bat signal” is sent out whenever climate change is typed or spoken and the Derpness League responds in force.

Doing this is a disservice to getting the more reasonable people to come around.

I guess the best thing about Trump is that his campaign gave confidence to millions of Americans with wrong opinions? “I too can just say stuff that’s not real, and then get huffy when people say I’m wrong”

To dismiss, divine

Yeah. That country that was pretty beat to hell in the Caribbean doesn’t matter much, amirite?

Wow, look how fast the climate change denying hot takers got here. Do we have a term yet for the phenomenon of people with badopinions waiting with baited breath to choke out a comment section, ala newspaper websites?

I’m sure they’re happy just knowing how much I enjoy their yogurt though.

Seriously, it’s crazy. Just go to a place that has unlimited fries. A real nice, fancy, upscale place like Ruby Tuesday.

The trick is to eat a medium-ish handful and then send them back for a fresh new batch.

The fun medical term for it is “degloving.” It scares me almost as much as an actual marriage.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Honor us by quit acting like we are all Make a Wish candidates. Enough with the handouts. If I see one more soldier come home early during a ball game I’m going to pour acid in my earls.

But that costs money and effort. Yelling at people for protesting something completely unrelated to the military is free and easy!

Dude. That’s real patriotism. This is about fake patriotism. We don’t actually want to help the people our goverment sent abroad to die for their political will, we WANT TO PRETEND WE ARE ALL COMBAT VETERANS whose friends died face down in the mud of south east asia so that we could have the god given right to run…

I don’t think anyone wants your sympathy, but thanks for your super hot take.