Just for clarification, Bernard Tomic is Australian and “I’ll put my balls in your mouth” is Aussie slang for “I’ll put my testicles in your mouth.”

I know this is largely made in jest, but the compartmentalizing of people when it comes to different animals is truly something to be behold. Even when you point it out, they refuse to see it.

You know who does not give a fuck.? Every cow, chicken, pig, and lamb in this country. Also Harambe.

The sound heard in Denver was the Sanchize googling “Age of Consent in Minnesota"

It’s the name. He thought Kap was a Lacrosse player.

Here. Let me just chuck my star on top of the pile here... *grunt throw* there. Let’s hit the pub. First round is on me.

Eric is me in any situation ever.

Let’s just lay it all out. Unless you were born under the correct sign, with the exact right amount of pigmentation, in the correct country, in the correct state, to the correct color parents, had the correct friends for the proper length of time, contribute to the “good” political party etc(x10000 etc^2)... your…

Can’t

You're getting a little fired up about this. Different strokes right? Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!

Sadly, this hasn’t always been the message for POC who just wanted to fuck right off...

Exactly! That’s how an umpire should tell a ballplayer not to do something without making the incident about the umpire. Even the umpires at the Little League level are more fundamentally sound.

The kid is awesome but I appreciate the umpire’s “I’m not gonna take this shit!..... but I won’t embarrass him either..... uhhh... let me brush this.... DONT FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN... okay Play Ball!”

And what is “owning” a stadium actually worth to a city? In other words, if a stadium is such a great investment why wouldn’t the private sector want to build it and own it?

Is that lunatic on the left wearing four shirts?!

This is outrageous.

I’m going to assume that anyone watching the third quarter of a Chargers-Vikings preseason game is already voting for this stupid stadium plan.

Is the purpose of this series to make the Cardinals miss the playoffs? I thought it was to garner clicks. It looks like the stories get around 7,000 clicks per, so they’re coming up on half a million page views for this series, which probably isn’t a huge expenditure of resources. I have to imagine it takes maybe 10…

“my perception is that the risk that a disgruntled student might bring a gun into the classroom and start shooting at me”

Dildos don’t fuck people. People with dildos fuck people.