P.S. DISAGREEING WITH HOW ISRAEL IS HANDLING IT'S "SITUATION" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JEW HATER.

She looks dead?

Or, the shorter version, "Really classy guy gives really classy speech."

I struggled with whether he was going to be voted in, but mainly on the question of whether a guy who spent so much of his career as a DH was going to make it on the first ballot. I have to say that his willingness to sign autographs never entered into my calculations.

I teared up a little. I guess I'm just a warm hearted cyborg after all.

I'd look that way too after nine innings of Cardinals fans telling me that I need the play guitar The Right Way, like those nice boys in Matchbox 20.

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

The most

This isn't surprising news. After all, if there's anyone who can understand that Buffalo wants to keep Ralph Wilson's legacy in town, dead or alive, it's Bon Jovi.

Man, their fundamentals have just gone to hell since LaRussa retired.

I did not know R. Kelly owned a cat.

Was I the only person that saw Ash immediately? Also, I really should get back to work.

Yes, but it's not that easy for a black guy in Florida to stand his ground.

Dimestore psychoanalysis is actually the only type of mental health treatment covered under the Affordable Care Act FYI.

LOL dude consults his wife on major life choices WHAT A FUKKIN TOOOOOL

MSG Network milked that song so hard in promos when the Knicks traded/decimated their roster for Carmelo. Happy sloppy seconds, LeBron!

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Nice work. And when you're done here, go shammy Mr. Simmons' car out in the lot.