GUYS AND DOLLLSSS WE'RE JUST A BUNCHA CRAZY GUYS AND DOLLSS

Re: Wilson and McCarthy-Can they vow to make funny tv shows next?

Robbed.

You keep your filthy hands off of Bear Friday. This is a place of joy.... unless you are a monkey on a bicycle, in which case it is a never-ending nightmare.

The cubs are so inept, they couldn't even win at this, could they?

I would have voted for this one.

between China choking itself to death, India with their rape buses, Russia with their pickled livers, Canada with their niceness, and the rest of the developing world with their general savagery wrought through crushing poverty, I don't worry about America's place on top of the heap (besides, we'd crush them with our…

Call us when lots of people died.

I feel weird because so far as I can tell none of these were mentioned thus far:

"Here's a kitten! It is small! It is adorable! It iiiiiis … wait, check that, it's a dog."

True Schiano Power Move. Anybody, anytime, anywhere !

Big deal—I bet that bear doesn't even play tetherball.

Mushnick's thing is so predictable in its hate. Whicker's column was so surprising AND appalling. Mushnick merely hit an infield single in comparison.

The only reasonable explanation is that Rihanna TOTALLY KNEW that this was an endangered species and she was just trying to do her part in global conservation by revealing the perpetrators to Thai authorities and the world!!! You can tell from the code words, "dirty" and "nightlife", which are obviously intended to…

Best paragraph from Greggggggg's review:

FUUUUUUCK YES, GREGGGGG IS BACK!!!

YES YES YES, So glad to have Greggggggggg back in our lives, it's taking all of the best parts of Fun with PK and condensing into one amazing paragraph of pure hatred, don't take Gregggggggggggg away from us Drew

They later strapped a camera to Don Henley's back, who wound up passed out naked on his floor surrounded by pills.