The only reasonable explanation is that Rihanna TOTALLY KNEW that this was an endangered species and she was just trying to do her part in global conservation by revealing the perpetrators to Thai authorities and the world!!! You can tell from the code words, "dirty" and "nightlife", which are obviously intended to…

Best paragraph from Greggggggg's review:

FUUUUUUCK YES, GREGGGGG IS BACK!!!

YES YES YES, So glad to have Greggggggggg back in our lives, it's taking all of the best parts of Fun with PK and condensing into one amazing paragraph of pure hatred, don't take Gregggggggggggg away from us Drew

They later strapped a camera to Don Henley's back, who wound up passed out naked on his floor surrounded by pills.

I'm pretty sure this is what flying looks like from the Rescuers' perspective.

Formula for a Lifehacker Self-Improvement Posts.

Hey man, it must be great to reside in a place with no crime, full employment, classy broads and great food but not everyone can live in your mom's basement.

This is a big step up for Buffalo Bills fans, who are used to being so numb that they've forgotten how to cry altogether.

Wow. I mean, he's a ridiculous, gross, manipulative liar, but she's also a famewhoring sack of shit. Nobody wins.

There's a Mayor McCheese joke in there somewhere.

It's gonna be so awkward two years from now when they're both contestants on "Dancing with the Stars."

Grade: A.

Nice to hear Jim Kelly had won something.

At big, crazy hair AND stabbing. Probably.

If you wanna cop a look at Kevin Smith's penis, he will oblige.

This is how you know you live in a city. You see a cat dressed as a shark riding a Roomba, and all you can think is, "Fuck, look at that counter space."

That angry mewl!

I can't stop watching this...it's like the "Laker Bros" gif but with mammals of a higher intellect...