“whatever body you want I have!”

I remember people camping out for GnR’s use your illusion.  This made more sense pre high speed internet when you couldn’t preview the whole album on pitchfork

I feel bragging about not collecting unemployment insurance is something people with a college degree do

Don’t give Goop any ideas

Never leave Ratto home alone

why does lupita have red eyes in the press photo? bad flash? promo tie in or is she really nosferatu?

Looking forward to taking on Gruden in superhot

Hot take: Andy Dwyer was lame and when parks and rec focused on him and April the show lost a step.

you and me and around 4 others made the same joke.  Just means we’re on the same cosmic wavelength

Just another example of the Easter Bunny doing the Lord’s work

Final Form Found:

I see Jamie sacrificing himself to save Tyrion

they tried that before the season started remember?

for me the boring last name is why it work so well. Norman is so bland you need the dijionnaise.

See, Dr Outhouse is great. Putting a Trentington in there is just too much

seriously, for those who didn’t vote Dijonaise SHOW YOURSELVES in KINJA

My mom’s family is of russian descent and their secret for making pierogis is as follows:

sandra bernhard out crazies them all. Between this and her 80s letterman appearances she would have made a great joker

Scorsese and DeNiro already made a gritty joker movie, its called the King of Comedy

Did the yankees start using the met’s medical team?