There was an episode during season 1 of the sopranos where uncle got shit from tony for giving cunnilingus to his girlfriend.

Why tea and not coffee?

I’d say any water based drink (coffee, tea, soda, watered down cocktails, tap water poured into a mineral water bottle) is how you make money

Megan did not get enough grief for not enough variety in Italian cuisine take

I assume you’re quoting Claire Mccaskill

Whenever someone mentions the K-Gun offense I’m contractually obligated to post this poster (which also hung in my middle school gym teacher’s office). Definitely has some guys

I have to respect Megan’s Yoghurt is bullshit take cause it left Marchman (the king of bad food takes) speechless 

 queen’s man offers appropriate response to end of times

Usually Andrew Sullivan writes the stupidest blog on a Friday but you really distinguished yourself with this blog. Congrats.

If you’ve never heard the wit of Kenny then may I direct you to

For those who say there is no difference between home pancakes and resturant pancakes I give you shopsin’s mac n cheese pancakes

tie between ty segal and beach house

sambo allowed a single russian to take out entire an japanese judo team 

how is eric moulds and peerless price a better receiving duo than andre reed and james lofton?

I assume they need highly trained/educated workers who’d rather work in silicon valley/seatle/nyc/boston or some other tech hub than the middle of nowhere. Sort of like what foxconn is dealing with in wisonsin

I assume thats the reason Burneko didn’t write this blog

New York does not have free college.

the future is (cyborg) female

going need something stronger than that. Zyklon B might make the game tolerable

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