I think Joel in the trailer was a figment of her imagination and this whole scene was her going to avenge his death, the game being just Ellie with some flashbacks of their relationship between the games.

I was going to post exactly this lmao.

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

It exists. It’s orange, by the way.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

And in 75 years a man with a train conductor hat and beard will pay $300 billion (inflation) for the only GT that was ever sent to Multimatic on a Tuesday, which is a unique day of the week and therefore makes the car priceless

I can confirm that he’s really nice... but he’s also really dumb. But yeah, he’s a nice guy.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

i can give it to konami

Honestly, I haven’t tuned into a COD game since Modern Warfare, but this actually seems somewhat interesting. It will be interesting to see if they explore any ideas surrounding space combat like controlling orbitals, kinetic bombardment, the necessity of supply lines, etc., or if it’s just basically “GUNZ IN…

My dad’s preferred method of splinter removal was to whip out his buck knife and just dig at it until it was removed, usually resulting in a minor wound that hurt worse than the splinter did.

Incidentally, we tried really hard not to complain about splinters in his presence. The same went for loose teeth, thanks to…

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

Plus, we now get to watch Norman vs Beckham Jr: The Slappening TWICE EVERY SINGLE YEAR! Entertainment value >9000

Too many Chrises! They just need to cast Chris Pine in something, and we can have the Crisis of Infinite Chrises.

I got a “camouflage” scarf. It is purple. I fit in perfectly with all of the dead hipsters of this ruined city.

Or a cult version of the sims...