Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

And in 75 years a man with a train conductor hat and beard will pay $300 billion (inflation) for the only GT that was ever sent to Multimatic on a Tuesday, which is a unique day of the week and therefore makes the car priceless

I can confirm that he’s really nice... but he’s also really dumb. But yeah, he’s a nice guy.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

i can give it to konami

Honestly, I haven’t tuned into a COD game since Modern Warfare, but this actually seems somewhat interesting. It will be interesting to see if they explore any ideas surrounding space combat like controlling orbitals, kinetic bombardment, the necessity of supply lines, etc., or if it’s just basically “GUNZ IN…

My dad’s preferred method of splinter removal was to whip out his buck knife and just dig at it until it was removed, usually resulting in a minor wound that hurt worse than the splinter did.

Incidentally, we tried really hard not to complain about splinters in his presence. The same went for loose teeth, thanks to…

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

Plus, we now get to watch Norman vs Beckham Jr: The Slappening TWICE EVERY SINGLE YEAR! Entertainment value >9000

I got a “camouflage” scarf. It is purple. I fit in perfectly with all of the dead hipsters of this ruined city.

Or a cult version of the sims...

So long, Coach Coughlin.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

Okay, but I think it's a lousy nickname.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

Highlander... and Mortal Kombat?