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Beardy McCrankypants
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What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

Okay, but I think it's a lousy nickname.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

Highlander... and Mortal Kombat?

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

Jerry Jones: [browses article] Hmm, this Howard guy makes a good point. Hey, Jason, let’s put Greg on offense!

I think you’ve missed the whole point of the Sahara and I’m disappointed that you left it entirely off your recommended list.

You just know that he beat on it.

During the nine years his code name was Coma Chameleon.

“We like the way he gets to and hits the quarterback”

That’s why one of the videos I link with a playthrough has over two million views. They’re all meeeee.

Someone on Reddit had the great idea that the game should end with Max escaping from the Dark room with her rewind powers, kill Jefferson, take a photo of his dead body, then use the selfie from the first episode to travel back to the beginning of the game and submit the photo of the corpse to the everyday hero