NOM NOM NOM NOM ROAD!!!

Personally I am still waiting for the video where you crush it with the monster truck you actually bought. Then the video where you smash into the monster truck with the train you actually bought. Then the video where you crush the train with the ship that you actually bought. Then FINALLY a video of you talking…

Yes, I would occasionally drive it to the grocery store for LULZ. I drove it to restaurants for lunch, and there'd be a crowd when I came back. I drove it to Best Buy, and there was a crowd. I drove it to work, and a co-worker told me that when he parked near me, there was a crowd. And, at the gas station there…

They just ID'd the driver from the plate and arrested Mak Gai Fa.

I like the article overall Evan. One thing that I did disagree with that popped out:

I bought this on the PSN sale and I love it. The music is fantastic but man the controls are hard and awkward.

"You know what your problem is, Barton? YOU DON'T LISTEN!"

OK this is a fairly lengthy tale, so try to bear with me.

It must suck to hate every single Gawker article but have the severe OCD that forces you to read them all anyway...

And easily knowing who's who when people are over even if you have all black controllers.

Actually, I've just had a long talk with the wife about Venom, and why it should be a trilogy. A part of this involved telling her about the whole Venom thing in the comics - and just how much went into this.

cue the hatred and contention that ray rice is the worst human being to ever walk the earth, as opposed to a person who just made a terrible mistake. cue the awful victim blaming where people call janay "brainwashed" or a "gold digger", or talk about how dumb she is. Cause you know, there's absolutely zero possibility…

The kicker? Everyone in London has a French accent.

My brother and his friend went to his steakhouse and ordered a glass of some crazy expensive whiskey (can't remember). When the bar didn't have it in stock the bartender told someone "Ditka has a bottle at his desk, should be in the bottom right drawer if he has any left." There was. Not a crazy story, but not that…

Police knew Thigpen by his failure to complete the short drive.

Fellow Giants fan here. I hated it when they drafted him. I wanted another O-lineman. Also, I am an idiot.

He forgot how to physics.